Last night, I couldn't open myself. I tried every last key, but I couldn't get it in the lock. A desert beneath my feet, full of keys I've used once. I stood outside all night long. I tried to remember the locksmith's phone number, but in fact, there was no locksmith. In this day and age that I live in, I discovered one truth of all facts. That I don't have any locks. June 28, 2018, 4:00 a.m. 3...